forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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