Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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