Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
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