He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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