You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
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