what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Randomize
