I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Randomize