you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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