Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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