I don't think brook has ever known best
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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