You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
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