so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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