I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
I see more hoeing in ur future
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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