maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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