idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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