She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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