hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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