It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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