Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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