i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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