Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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