bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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