I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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