i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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