wanna go halves on a baby?
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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