your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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