It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Randomize
