Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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