Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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