Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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