Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Randomize
