hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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