it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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