belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Randomize
