Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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