nut hugger
Betty ford says i'm here all night
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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