nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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