How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Quick, to the slutcave!
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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