I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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