i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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