Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Randomize
