what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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