dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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