Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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