did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Randomize
