what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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