There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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