Pants 0. Shit 1.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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