I want to walk on stilts...naked
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
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