Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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