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(802): View more from Vermont

i can juggle bunnies

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cool

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on fire

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(360): View more from Washington

Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month

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(719): View more from Colorado

I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.

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(678): View more from Georgia

She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.

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(440): View more from Ohio

im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.

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(519): View more from Ontario

you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight

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thats called having FUN

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