sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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